David Cameron: Spambot

David Cameron, David Cam
You are a robot
Made out of spam
You hunt the foxes 
And kill the poor
And that’s what Tories voted for.

At Eton you were just one of the chaps
Burning money in front of tramps
I guess you must have been easily led
To stick your cock inside that pig’s head
Now you’re the one that calls the shots
We’ve got nowt while you’ve got lots
You’ve drained our country; our will is sucked
And now it’s us that’s really fucked.

David…

IDS is an STI
A wart on the UK’s inner thigh
Jeremy Hunt: what a… Guy!!!
And the less said about Osbourne,
The better

David…

Now he’s quoting some nice old dame
Who once had to use her middle name
She told him she’s a big fan of Jez
And doesn’t like the cut of Dave’s Jib.
So Davey wants to knock Jeremy out
See the spambot become a lout
Smearing shit better than the Sun
Does he really think we’re all that dumb??

No, David Cameron, David Cam
You are a robot
Made out of spam
You hunt the foxes 
And kill the poor
And that’s what Tories voted for.

5 Comments on “David Cameron: Spambot

  1. Funny AND true! Don’t know whether to laugh or cry. This is what a small majority of the people (not me) voted for, this is what we are getting. 😦

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